Lok'Tar Azeroth!
This is Ian the Angry Orc, and I have an axe to grind.
My friends, Azeroth as we know it is in the proverbial swamp. Our once great land has been torn apart by petty skirmishes, fought against the backdrop of manifest destiny, under the banner of whiny self-entitled pink bags of meat and water.
I speak of course, of the Alliance.
There is little doubt that much of our suffering is caused by Varian Wrynn. His approval numbers are way down, and I don't even know what approval numbers are. (If an orc has a low approval rating, axes are thrown at his head). Clearly this "Alliance" is struggling, and they're taking Azeroth with them.
We need to return to traditional Horde values. We need to reclaim our land. We need to end human aggression, and put a stop to the plague of blue banners that creeps across our land and threatens us all.
For those in the know (and if you're reading this, you're well on your way) the Horde is clearly the team to be on.
Join me here as I post my thoughts and ruminations of Alliance atrocities. The truth must be told. The truth that the Alliance does not want you to know!
Bin mog g'thazag cha
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