Hail to the new Lich King!

So of course you all know about the Lich King. That guy has been all anyone has been talking about in the last year. The biggest threat to Azeroth since Humans.

The Lich King, Human Prince Arthas, has been causing problems for the Horde, but nothing we cannot handle. The Alliance has also been trying to silence the Lich King. I would also be trying to hide the fact that a human is showing his true colors. The problem with killing the Lich King is that he rarely turns his back, thus depriving the Alliance of their most prevalent battle tactic.

But lo! It seems the Horde is victorious! The Lich King has fallen (by the blade of the Horde, naturally) and last year's winner of Ian's Least Objectionable Human Award(tm), Tirion Fordring, tries to put the helmet on. Really Tirion? You saw how well a human fared whist wearing that bedamned ghost hat this past five years! How about giving some other race a go? That thing looks big enough for a Tauren! Why are you trying to keep the power of the Lich King inside your secret club?

Well it matters not. Fordring opted to give the helmet to Bolvar Fordragon, whose claim to fame thus far has been getting both himself and young Saurfang killed at the Wrathgate. Jobs for the boys, Fordring! Jobs for the boys!

Just think how different the world would be with a Tauren, Orc, Troll, Blood Elf or Forsaken Lich King. Hell, the Forsaken wouldn't even have to change their wardrobe...